Summer means sandals! Which means exposing my gross feet! Ah! I went to my neighborhood pedicure shop- and was pleasantly surprised! The chair was so comfy, the tech gave an amazing and thorough massage, and…the entire experience was semi comical. Here’s what happened:
When trying to upsell me to hot stone: “One lady got hot stones- said it was better than sex. I feel bad for her boy friend.”
When I apologized for my small nails: “That’s ok. We not here to judge.”
When this rando employee in a bro tank came in and brought her coconut water, and she scoffed, he replied, “it’s not milk! It’s like…the juice of a coconut.” He then proceeded to sit on one of the other pedi chairs and put his feet up.
When I thought my chair was malfunctioning and making weird noises, a lady came around the cornere and gabbed something off a printer….that was right behind my head.
Hahah any ways….here’s what my toes ended up looking like:
I was seriously so relaxed, I went right home afterward and took a nap instead of the shopping I had planned. Isn’t that what summer is all about? Changing plans and taking naps?! I say yes!